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IT SIMPLY UNFORFAGABLE!!!!

Sat Dec 5, 2009, 7:47 PM
  • Mood: Seasonal
  • Listening to: Nephilim - Abingdon Boys School
  • Reading: The Da Vinci Code
  • Watching: d
  • Playing: Tekken 4
  • Eating: Fish
  • Drinking: Juice
There's no snow here in Atlanta >.<!!! I would kill for snow. I wanna go snowboarding! And the people who cought me snoaking in the movie theatres flashed me with their pwak ass flashlights. They thought they could handle a psycho. MMMM-MMMM!!! I took out my rubber chicken and pelted their asses!!

But I digress.

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Hey lucky Deviants reading this. Have you all heard the news? Santa is on DeviantArt. He is looking for what us kids (or those still young at heart) are into these days. So lets all make a list to show what we want for Christmas. (You don't have to check it twice Mr.Saint Nick will take care of that.) If you have a complaint take a number an elf will be with you shortly.

1: Reindeer droppings in your yard.
2: You were unhappy with your gift. Or there was a problem with it.(Broken, Needs assembly, No batteries)
3: You feel uncomfortable about a big fat guy coming into your house while your sleeping.
4: Santa ate more than the cookies.
5:You want to know what Santa did to you while you were sleeping that you get a gift for.
6: You were upset that he was kissing your mommy.
7: You were bad this year and want a trial to be on the good list.
8: Your unclear about the true meaning of Christmas.
9: Rudolph's nose made you have a car accident.
10: Jack Frost nipped your nose to hard. (Or gave you hypothermia)
11: Your snow man didn't come to life.
12: Your region didn't get snow for Christmas.
13: There was damage to your roof caused by the sleigh.
14: There was damage to your chimney caused by Santa.
15: You don't have a chimney.
16: You moved and you want to make sure Santa knows.
17: Santa ran over your Grandma.
18: Santa ran over your Grandma again.
19: You wish to exchange your gift for something else. (Sorry no exchanges for coal.)
20: Your Christmas tree lights are broken and you can't find the broken bulb.
21: The economy effects Santa to so he couldn't do a number 21.
22: You don't believe in Santa anymore.
23: If this is a prank call.
24: You found a dead reindeer in your driveway
25: Other


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D3's Christmas list

1. PS3
2. PS3 games
3. Wii
4. No More Heroes: Desperate struggle
5. Some ralph lauren boots. (Don't judge me v.v)
6. To kill Santa Clause! (HE KNOW WHAT HE DID!!!)
7. A kitten o3o
8. DJ Hero


That's about it. See you smucks later.

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: A place called "None of your GODDAMN business
  • Interests: I have a lot of em
  • Favourite movie: Law Abiding Citizen, Idlewild, Friday, Next Friday, Saw, and others
  • Favourite band or musician: Kanye West, Linkin Park, and others
  • Favourite genre of music: Hip-Hop, R&B, Pop, and anything good
  • Favourite artist: Zs99, av-marten, and Paradox Rose
  • Favourite poet or writer: Zs99 and Av
  • Favourite photographer: Spergin, one of my dad's friends.
  • Favourite style of art: uh... That's a good question.
  • Operating System: Well, anything I can use to preform surgery
  • MP3 player of choice: iPod
  • Shell of choice: Crab, IT IS DELICIOUS!!!
  • Wallpaper of choice: VG CATS
  • Skin of choice: Raccoon Dog fur
  • Favourite game: Ratchet: Deadlocked
  • Favourite gaming platform: PS2, GameCube, and Wii
  • Favourite cartoon character: Tails, Manic, Naruto, Flippy, Cuddles, Toothy, Lifty.
  • Personal Quote: Some call it thievery. I call it borrowing without asking.
  • Tools of the Trade: Anything that I can hurt someone with...which is EVERYTHING!!!

deviantID

I'm Dragonuv3. Call me D3

Personality: Happy-go-lucky. I bit eccentric. Good for Ideas =3

Likes: I have a lot. Those atat aren't in the pic are playing video games and getting on the comp. And riding my scooter and bike.

Dislikes: Waiting, being bored, artist/writer's block, racism, and various others.

I came to conquer.

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Comments


:iconav-marten:
This same message went to ZS, if a bit worded differently.

OH FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT FUCKITYFUCKFUCKFUCKERS!

My mom went insane and had my dad block all my sites including DA so now I have to access everything thru a proxy site which sucks 'cause I can't upload anything or post anything except messages and I can't even see my messages so I have like FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND MESSAGES and no way to look at them and I need to rant longwindedly right now with many runons yeah you can probably tell that bit so yeah I'll have to wait to put anything up til the heat's off and ooohhhhhh gooood this sucks.

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"Sorry, I don't associate with non-Sues. And by 'associate', I mean 'kick the everloving shit out of'."
--Monev the rat

Chuck Norris takes a baseball bat into the bathroom with him in case he craps out a wildcat and has to beat it to death.
:icondragonuv3:
Ah DAMN!!! What hte hell!?!?

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YES THEY DESERVE TO DIE, AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!!!!!

I.
Want.
MEAT PIES!!!
:iconnoraokami:
Avatar: The Last Crack Dealer [link]

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I'm
Falling in the black
Slipping throught the cracks
Falling to the depths
Can I ever come back
Dreaming of the way it used to be
:icondragonuv3:
v.v...Been seen that v.v

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YES THEY DESERVE TO DIE, AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!!!!!

I.
Want.
MEAT PIES!!!
:iconnoraokami:
Tch-screw you then

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I'm
Falling in the black
Slipping throught the cracks
Falling to the depths
Can I ever come back
Dreaming of the way it used to be
:icondragonuv3:
But...It was UNFORFAGABLE!!!!

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YES THEY DESERVE TO DIE, AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!!!!!

I.
Want.
MEAT PIES!!!
:iconnoraokami:
At least you didn't have a crackhead ask you for money, or choke a policeman with a dildo

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I'm
Falling in the black
Slipping throught the cracks
Falling to the depths
Can I ever come back
Dreaming of the way it used to be

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