Choose 3 of your OCs. They can be from anything. Original stories, fanfic OCs, whatever. It doesn't matter. None of this matters.

(Yeah. Screw the 3 characters rule. I'm doing however many I want!)
1. Vergil
2. R
3. Ravager
4. Lysander
5. Jazz
6. Michael
7. D.W.
8. Avalon.

1) So. Introduce yourselves. Are you related in any way, or do you have no idea who the hell each other is?

Vergil: Well, the bastard right there is my father. *points at R* (R: *huffs* >.>) Ravager is my adopted pyromaniac son. And a total pervert. (Rav: ) Lysander…well, screw him. He ain't important. (Lysander: >C ) Jazz is my nephew…and my punching bag for the longest >3 (Jazz: Not anymore dammit D<) Michael… *smirks* well, he can go fuck himself with an AIDS dick >3 (Michael: I still have a knife with your name on it v.v) D.W. …She's just annoying >.> (D.W.: *frowns*) And Avalon…Heh. *ruffles said person's headfur* He's my son from another family, and a helluva good assassin. (Avalon: *nods*)

R: Related to Vergil and Jazz directly. Everyone else…meh.

Rav: R speaks for my family tree. Sander and Jazz are my best friends. Michael's a pretty cool guy. D.W. alright as far as I know …*glares at Avalon* I don't like you at all. (Avalon: …*gulps*)

Lysander: Rav's my best friend. And…I work for Michael Oh, and I've worked with Avalon. Skilled kid. He's well trained. (Vergil: That's mostly Nyx's doing x3 / Avalon: …Heh.)

Jazz : Well, Vergil says all of my relationships. Best friends with Rav. Lysander's a good friend too. Michael…I respect him. Avalon's a little dull (Avalon: *growls*) but he's alright. And D.W. can suck a fat one v.v (D.W.: And you can go to hell ya little brat 3<) I got 4 inches on ya, ya bitch D<!!

Michael: …Okay. Sander works for me. Everyone else is irrelevant. …Oh, my kids are best friends with R's and Rav's kids respectively.

D.W.: They're a bunch of idiots. (D3's OCs: *mutter in dissent*) But I can deal with Vergil and Michael rather well, But Jazz, oh, he's the KING of all idiots. The sultan of stupidity! He's a fucking prick 3<!! (Jazz: *whispers to Rav* Bitch alert. But I've been peeing in her coffee since she had to move in with me >3) And I had to live in the same house as him too v.v *smirks darkly* So I've been switching our coffees ever since >83

Jazz: O.O!!!!!

Avalon: …Ya know what, it's all been answered. …Except for the fact that I'm dating Rav's daughter.

2) Great, great. So. Ever gotten a blowjob?
Vergil: *glares* That's a personal question dude, and I don't like it when people ask me that.

R: Yeah. Considering it's one of the few things my mate's mouth is good for >3 (Jazz: She's gonna get you for that comment .w.; ) Whatever.

Rav:   I'm married to Angel, and my name's Ravager. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to find out what happens behind closed doors.

Lysander: …Why would you ask that?

Jazz: I don't wanna answer v.v

Michael: …Heh-heh-heh.

D.W.: I'm a GIRL D<!!! (Jazz: She gives them to the hellhound 0=3) *punches Jazz in the throat*Asshat v.v

Avalon: *silent the whole time*

Rav: …Well kid v.v?

Avalon: *holds up a sign that says "I plead the Fifth Ammendment"*

      
3) HURR. That last question was uncalled for! Anyhoo. What do you like doing when no one else is looking?

Vergil: I'm second in command of the Circles. As well as the King =3

R: I play the saxophone and the clarinet. *everyone looks at him* …What? I'm keeping it simple vwv

Rav: I do stuff with Angel. …Grown up stuff

Lysander:  *steps away from him a bit* It's called when no one else is looking for a reason. I don't want you to know 3<

Jazz: The ocelot speaks for me.

Michael: I'm the KING of hell, the INFERNIUM bitch >3!!

D.W.: I hang out with Stephen a lot ^w^ …*giggles a little* I tease him a lot too x3

Avalon: When not on the job, Kenna drags me off to places. On the job…well, if you find out what I do, it'll be the last thing you know of…ever.
      
4) Have any secret shames that you'd like to indulge upon us today?

Vergil: I'm gonna need a little help with answering for all of us. Jazz, D.W., harmonize with me.

Jazz/D.W.: 'kay.

Vergil: *clears throat, then in a tenor voice* Hell no~
Jazz: *alto voice* Hell no~
D.W.: *soprano voice* Hell no~
*all hold the no until Vergil cuts them off*
      
5) Got any ultra-quirky kinks?

Vergil: I ain't answering that >.<;

R: Same

Rav: …I won't name them all. It's too vast x'3

Lysander: *silent once more*

Jazz: I ain't answering. Because it won't be just me getting embarrassed v//w//v

Michael: Master-Slave thing. Heh-heh x'3

D.W.: I have quite a few. *smirks mischievously* Now let's see if my devil boy can find out about ALL of them >///3

Avalon:  *doesn't know how to answer that, looking to the side with a blush*
      

6) Within the last month, how many people have you done questionable acts with?

Vergil: Phoenyx, of course. (*calls out* TELL THE TRUUUUTH) …_{and Onyx >.>;}

R: Questionable? There's nothing questionable about doing things with my mate. Hell, it's expected xD

Rav: Angel x'3 …Though us, Sander, and Dasher did something pretty wild one time x'D

Lysander: …(Michael: Truth. Or I ruin the Davyd Bowie cassettes) *sighs, blushing heavily* Dasher and Blair >////< Regularly @///////@

Jazz: Same as above question 3////< And don't make me answer D3, because you KNOW I'm one of the few that can hurt you >=U!!

Micahel: Almost always Valkyrie~ …'cept that one time with that messed up treaty >.>; …<sub>I fucked Vergil's bitch >3 (Vergil: DON'T CALL HER A BITCH D<!!!)

D.W.: …He knows what we did~ And how many times we did it

Avalon:  *has his plague doctor mask on, still silent*

Rav: …That silence unnerves me v.v

D.W.: ? Why?

Rav: Because the only girl he really hangs around is my daughter D8<
     
7) Do you love me? I love you.

Vergil: I love you so much I just wanna maul you to death >3

R: Bitch, I don't know you >.>;

Rav: Pfft, get out my face.

Lysander: I don't love you. At all. I hate you with all of my hate v_v

Jazz: Do you really wanna love me? Well, do ya, PUNK? :icondragongrinplz:

Michael: *draws sword* No.

D.W.: Yeah, a lot of people love me, but I only love one person, everyone else can go fuck themselves 0=3

Avalon: *draws a gun and cocks it*

8) Are you hurt because I lied in that last question?

D3's OCs: Like hell.

9) If you could kill someone and get away with it, who would it be?

Vergil: I already do that x'3

R: I only do it when the person is really pissing me off.

Rav: …A few people who've wronged those I care about. One of them I did 3<

Lysander: My job revolves around it sometimes.

Jazz: The world may never know.

Michael: That fucking rat

D.W.: Nemo. Nuff said v.v

Avalon: *holds a finger to his mouth* (Vergil: You'd be surprised by the number of kills he's had >x3)

10) What is the one things that sets you off so much that you'll go from docile to rabid squirrel monkey in 12 seconds?

Vergil: Someone hurting my family, and when I'm ignored v.v

R: My name, if people say it without permission. Oh, and harming one hair on those I care about is a good way to get dead in 2 seconds.

Rav: Getting cock blocked 3<

Lysander: Don't call me an artificial lifeform or a lab rat. I'm NEITHER D<!!!

Jazz: Being called heartless v.v

Michael: Someone trying to take power away from me.

D.W.: When some random jerk gets too grabby v.v I went to JAIL for that a lot of  times for what I did to the poor fools v.v

Avalon: *silent once more*

11) Who the hell are you people? Why are you in my house? Are you even people? Get outta my stuff!

Vergil: *ransacking the place* Oh, don't mind me.

R/Lysander/D.W./Avalon: *just watching*

Rav: *setting random things on fire* =3

Jazz: *in ur house, stealin ur musics*

Michael: Just breaking shit. *blows up your car*
       
12) Does rain filter down through your handsome volcano rocks to create a wild mineral water that's tasty for the ladies?

All the guys ('cept Avalon): *can't help but snicker a little*

Avalon: …*barely above a whisper* I'm younger than everyone, yet I'm mature enough to just say yes?

Rav: WHAT!??!

Avalon: *silent once more*

D.W.: I'm a girl, so no v.v …Stephen however…*starts grinning pervertedly, a purr coming from her* Well…I just help it along. And then-

Jazz: D.W.!!! Keep it clean >.>!!!

D.W.: Huh? Oh…*blushes in embarrassment, scratching the back of her head* Right ^////^;
       
13) I'm going off track a little. Um. How many people have seen you bare-ass nekkid?

Vergil: …*sighs* When I got drunk with Nyx, we went streaking across the city, so…a lot >//_//>

R: Kura .w. …And I sense a disturbance in the force o.0

Rav: Uh…I'm not proud of the number

Lysander: …Two >////>

Jazz: Rus..and Silver and Kuro .w.;

Michael: Just two people. The second was a one time only thing though v_v

D.W.: *sighs* When I go full angel form, my clothes burn away after I revert to this form. So…a lot v.v

Avalon: *still oh so very silent, his ears laying flat across his head* (Vergil: *notices* …heh.)

14) How lovely. Have you ever wanted to smoke crack? Are you a crackhead?

Jazz: Here's for everyone. NO!!!
  
15) Are you wondering how many more of these questions you must endure?

R: Ya know, we just don't care anymore v_v

16) What's the strangest thing you've ever licked?

Vergil: Valkyrie on a dare >w>;

R: ...A halberd >w>;  A lot weirder if you know the full story behind it.

Rav: Computer screen after I finished a pic of Angel. Static shock was my punishment x'D

Lysander: My cat Marble owo

Jazz: …I was a little kid. And I'm not answering v_v

Michael: The blood off of my sword. …We both said to never speak of it again (Just: *the sword* YOU SPAKE OF IT!!! YOU BASTARD D<!!!) v.v

D.W.: …I wouldn't call it weird

Avalon: Salty tears from a laughing akita coyote hybrid.

*record screech*

Avalon: *all eyes are on him* …You see, this is why I stay silent v_v'
     
17) How many people have you confided in about your contamination with SuperAIDS?

D3's OCs: *lookat each other, wondering what the hell that means*

Lysander: …You mean AIDA?

18) There is no question 18.

Dante: In its place is the sexiest raccoon dog you shall ever see >83!!!

*cricket sounds*

D.W.: …I'll punch you in the dick if you ever do that again v.v

Dante: 8C …*slips away*

19) Have you ever considered a fetish?

Vergil: Bondage >w>;

R: Staying silent.

Lysander/Jazz: Same .w.;

Rav: I'm not telling those secrets v.v

Michael: My sex life revolves around one she-wolf. And as a whole…it's kind of a fetish in itself .w.

D.W.: *goes off to find Stephen*

Avalon: …maybe.

20) This mindless torture is over. Does this make you shit your pants in glee?

Vergil: …Make you WHAT in glee >.<?

R: This whole thing is fucked up.

Rav: I'm going home v_v *walks off*

Lysander: right behind ya. *walks after him*

Jazz: …Ya know, it's been a while seince I went on a n adventure… Hey Rus, let's go!!!

Michael: *holds his arms in front of himself like a genie* Booyaka. *disappears in a flash of white*

D.W.: *already left*

Avalon:  …*looks right at the questioner*

NOW GO TAG SOME BITCHES.

Avalon:  *in front of the questioner* I don't think I will :icon</sub>