But I digress.
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Hey lucky Deviants reading this. Have you all heard the news? Santa is on DeviantArt. He is looking for what us kids (or those still young at heart) are into these days. So lets all make a list to show what we want for Christmas. (You don't have to check it twice Mr.Saint Nick will take care of that.) If you have a complaint take a number an elf will be with you shortly.
1: Reindeer droppings in your yard.
2: You were unhappy with your gift. Or there was a problem with it.(Broken, Needs assembly, No batteries)
3: You feel uncomfortable about a big fat guy coming into your house while your sleeping.
4: Santa ate more than the cookies.
5:You want to know what Santa did to you while you were sleeping that you get a gift for.
6: You were upset that he was kissing your mommy.
7: You were bad this year and want a trial to be on the good list.
8: Your unclear about the true meaning of Christmas.
9: Rudolph's nose made you have a car accident.
10: Jack Frost nipped your nose to hard. (Or gave you hypothermia)
11: Your snow man didn't come to life.
12: Your region didn't get snow for Christmas.
13: There was damage to your roof caused by the sleigh.
14: There was damage to your chimney caused by Santa.
15: You don't have a chimney.
16: You moved and you want to make sure Santa knows.
17: Santa ran over your Grandma.
18: Santa ran over your Grandma again.
19: You wish to exchange your gift for something else. (Sorry no exchanges for coal.)
20: Your Christmas tree lights are broken and you can't find the broken bulb.
21: The economy effects Santa to so he couldn't do a number 21.
22: You don't believe in Santa anymore.
23: If this is a prank call.
24: You found a dead reindeer in your driveway
25: Other
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D3's Christmas list
1. PS3
2. PS3 games
3. Wii
4. No More Heroes: Desperate struggle
5. Some ralph lauren boots. (Don't judge me v.v)
6. To kill Santa Clause! (HE KNOW WHAT HE DID!!!)
7. A kitten o3o
8. DJ Hero
That's about it. See you smucks later.









OH FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT FUCKITYFUCKFUCKFUCKERS!
My mom went insane and had my dad block all my sites including DA so now I have to access everything thru a proxy site which sucks 'cause I can't upload anything or post anything except messages and I can't even see my messages so I have like FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND MESSAGES and no way to look at them and I need to rant longwindedly right now with many runons yeah you can probably tell that bit so yeah I'll have to wait to put anything up til the heat's off and ooohhhhhh gooood this sucks.
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"Sorry, I don't associate with non-Sues. And by 'associate', I mean 'kick the everloving shit out of'."
--Monev the rat
Chuck Norris takes a baseball bat into the bathroom with him in case he craps out a wildcat and has to beat it to death.
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YES THEY DESERVE TO DIE, AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!!!!!
I.
Want.
MEAT PIES!!!
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I'm
Falling in the black
Slipping throught the cracks
Falling to the depths
Can I ever come back
Dreaming of the way it used to be
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YES THEY DESERVE TO DIE, AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!!!!!
I.
Want.
MEAT PIES!!!
--
I'm
Falling in the black
Slipping throught the cracks
Falling to the depths
Can I ever come back
Dreaming of the way it used to be
--
YES THEY DESERVE TO DIE, AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!!!!!
I.
Want.
MEAT PIES!!!
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I'm
Falling in the black
Slipping throught the cracks
Falling to the depths
Can I ever come back
Dreaming of the way it used to be
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