Urban Dictionary Meme

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Stole this from :iconnekomellow:. So here goes.

Rules: Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.

Tag 3 people.
:iconzs99::iconhaseo-ani-waya::iconcrownedvictory:

1.) Your name?: Dante

 Answer Website gave me:
Gods right hand man, deliverer of god, Most beautiful and sexy being.

 2.) Your age?: 20

 Answer Website gave me:

location or current status/activity
what's your 20, fool


3.) One of your friends?: Stephanie a.k.a. GODDESS *shot*...a.k.a. :iconzs99:

 Answer Website gave me:
Stephanie is very nice and caring towards everyone and she always has a smile on her face no matter what and even though she doesnt know it she is very beautiful and smart.
Stephanie always smiles when she is down
(...almost spot on, but I make sure she shares her smiles and cries with me!)

4.) What should you be doing?: Financial Aid

Answer Website gave me:
1.what the middle class cannot get and therefore, they are screwed when they need to go to college. Middle class is toor poor for ai, but not rich enough to afford it.
Damn! I worked so damn hard to get into NYu, and now I can't afford it. WTF?
(well THAT'S not depressing at all >[!!!)

5.) Favorite color?: Monochrome! ...Black to make it simple.

 Answer Website gave me:
1.Darkness, a dark colour, the colour of this text is black.

2.A race - The black race can range from African american to polynesian.
1. I own a black car.

2. A black person stole my car.
(*Is a black person* YOU CAN'T PROVE SHIT D<!!!)


6.) Birthplace?: Atlanta

A city with lots of rich people in the north end, and lots of ghetto types in the south end. Also lots of traffic, new economy jobs, and Coca-cola.
Hey, wanna goto Atl for some work? Sure!
Hey, I went south of the train tracks and got a bullet in the ass!

(Sounds about right.)

7.) Month of your birth?: October

 Answer Website gave me:
the birthstone for this month is Opal, but there is also a cheaper Rose Zicron.

and it's also the best month ever if your birthday is in it
My birth month is in October.
(....That's rather short >.>; )


8.) Last person you talked to? Bri a.k.a. TwistedKunoichi

 Answer Website gave me:
A girl too cute, too perfect, too unique, and petite. She's a definate good choice in being with. She's a beauty inside and out without a doubt.
If I was with that bri I'd be livin life.
(And then this journal got awkward >.>; )

9.) One of your nicknames?: Roadkill

 
Bending over for someone while being fingered in the anus and being forced to shout out: "More! Please, master!"
So that's the guy who roadkilled me the first day I joined the Legion years ago.
(:iconohfuckplz: WHAT IS THIS!??!? WHY COULDN'T IT BE THE SECOND DEFINITION D<!?!?!)

...okay, aside from that last one, this journal was....interesting. Alright. see ya guys later.

And remember


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Seriously, the last one, oh my god x'D